Hints from Hell

Number One:
Do not get into poison ivy.

Number Two:
When you go to the doctor half-mad from poison ivy, and they want to give you the pills and the cream, HOLD OUT FOR THE STEROID SHOT. Insist. Cry if necessary. Imply that the ivy has spread to "sensitive areas." Get all Baptist if they want to see those areas.

Oh, and they give that shot in the hip. Plan your lingerie accordingly, or live with the gossip.

Things will start getting better in about an hour.