Hate Mail du jour

In a regular week this wouldn't merit posting, but hate mail's been running surprisingly slow. Kevin Rahm --probably not the actor, but anything's possible--burbled in with the following:

Cynthia,

I absolutely love the brazen hypocrisy in your statement below. Imagine if a male writer talking about feminists called them FFPOM or fat feminist potential orbital material. Ha Ha, isn’t that funny? They would be a misogamist or some other hateful thing. [That's a word, but it doesn't mean what Kevin thinks it means. It is proof, though, that even a blind squirrel will occasionally stumble on a nut.] Can’t you see that? Why do you just disregard you own pc rules? Why is it that you want people to live by rules that you don’t follow yourself?

There are about 300 spectators, a distressing number of them FWPs with much younger Thai girlfriends. A globetrotting friend has initiated me into the world of Asian acronyms. "Fat white plonkers," she explains. "Makes it easier to talk about them in front of others."

Kevin

Thanks for writing, Kevin. I'm sorry you're fat.